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After an 18 month break, golfhumour.com is back, in a trimmer, slimmer, more interesting and informative version than before. Here, at the website of Kay Wall, golfhumorist, you will drop your handicap with the illustrated tips - advice which I guarantee anyone can follow. You will also find the answers to those questions you're too embarrassed to ask your pro (I've had lessons and my game's still lousy - could my clubs be possessed?) with advice from Ms Kallas-Way, golf's premier agony aunt. If you like Ms Kallas-Way's advice, you can buy her book!  You can also catch up on the latest in the Wellington Women's representative scene.    We'll start with the important stuff first: Illustrated Tip Number 1. When chipping, you must choose a spot on the green to land the ball, and let it run up from there. But, when practising, how do you know if you've hit the spot without looking up to see? (And everyone knows that 'looking up too soon' is the most common problem when chipping.) Simple. Instead of relying on sight, you must rely upon sound. Chip into your toilet and you will hear whether or not you've got the length correct. When you get really good at this, chip into the toilet with the seat down and I guarantee you'll get up and down 98 percent of the time. (Men will find the 'toilet seat down' practise very difficult.)